I’m fucking sick of holding my tongue for people that are bluntly disrespectful for no fucking reason.

mike-total-destroy:

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Of course you’ll be killing it, you’re about to cut it into pieces, disperse it amongst your loved ones, and then digest it

mike-total-destroy:

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Of course you’ll be killing it, you’re about to cut it into pieces, disperse it amongst your loved ones, and then digest it

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Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock)

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You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

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PROJECT X

"Alexis won’t come, she fucks college dudes"

-JB

unapologetakallyme:

writeswrongs:

slay-z:

holyharam:

smokeweeedgethigh:

Can I just reblog this over and over?
Good cause I’m gonna.

This can be interpreted on so many levels

literally my life with racial anxiety

this video spoke to me yo

Soooo many different interpretations…. Cuz I see the fact that demons can be anywhere and everywhere, in any form

unapologetakallyme:

writeswrongs:

slay-z:

holyharam:

smokeweeedgethigh:

Can I just reblog this over and over?

Good cause I’m gonna.

This can be interpreted on so many levels

literally my life with racial anxiety

this video spoke to me yo

Soooo many different interpretations…. Cuz I see the fact that demons can be anywhere and everywhere, in any form

(Source: mojosodope178)

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vodkaslumber:

・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚May my booty bring you all happiness and great health *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:


And so it did

vodkaslumber:

・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚May my booty bring you all happiness and great health *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:

And so it did

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

He knows the system

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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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