im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood
So my brother just dropped his bag with some weed on the floor in front of my mom by accident and she picks it up and looks at him and says “Well that sucks, now you can’t get high…but I can”
That’s awesome but weird.
why suck at life when you can suck my dick
Life shouldn’t get all the action! 😆
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
May you please remove your clothing and lay gently on top of me? Thank you ever so kindly. Like that.