secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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I hate my fucking job so much and the people I work with. Can’t wait to make a life change and get the fuck out of this piece shit thing they call a job.

spenceromg:

why do homework when you could do me

My thoughts exactly

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One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.
John Green (via lumierefroide)

Wow

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Anonymous said: You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn

FUCK YO PARENTS

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This room is awesome!

This room is awesome!

(Source: dirtyyy-pawzz)

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shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

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eatupmynightmares:

buddh1sm:

thatsgoodweed:

Nothing is illegal in space

Seriously my favorite picture of all time

rule no. 1: always reblog

eatupmynightmares:

buddh1sm:

thatsgoodweed:

Nothing is illegal in space

Seriously my favorite picture of all time

rule no. 1: always reblog

(Source: thatsgoodweed)

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

image

HAHAHAHA

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